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Probably the funniest, sickest and most disgusting article i have ever wrote is coming out tomorrow. And it is real; which makes it even more disturbing!

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Trike accidents. WARNING: You may not like this is you have a soul, or are a woman. An old classic with some of the more funny clips of children bailing and face planting on trikes.

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Hands free safe drivers. Demonstrating why hands free mobile phone sets are just as dangerous as calling while driving.

It’s not my fault your child is an evil bastard

I’ve been pondering on whether or not to do an article entirely devoted to children. Not in the sense that they’re great or anything like that, no i’m talking about how it’s not my fault that your child is an evil little bastard. As you may not know i hate children! I am glad i never was a child because i would have killed myself and a world without me is not even worth visualizing. This is not going to be an “I hate your child” article though, that is to come later. This article is going to be about how it is not my fault that your child is an evil, sycophantic bastard!

Mothers (and womanly fathers) presume that whenever their child does something wrong it is not their fault but someone else’s. This sickens me and subsequently raises my blood pressure by making me have to delete or reply to all the poorly written, obnoxious hate mail that i receive from “concerned mothers” indirectly telling me why my freedom of speech right should be taken away from me. Let me set this straight, it is not my fault that your child thinks that i am a better role model than yourself. Maybe instead of complaining about me you should spend some time with your child… time that should be used by beating your child repeatedly for treasuring every letter that comes out of my site. Take responsibility for your child instead of letting me do it.

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I compiled a selection of what i think are the best songs from comedian Jon Lajoie. If you haven’t checked him out already, i suggest you do.

Cold blooded Christmas. Probably one of the most under-rated songs their is in the world.

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Pool Nut Shot Prank Victim - Watch more free videos

Hitting two balls at once in pool. This kid is convinced that his friend can’t hit two balls at once. Too bad he didn’t know what balls he was referring to.

THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE FIXED NOW, SORRY FOR THE POSTING DELAY.

For reasons that i do not know, the site is being sutpid, it should be fixed soon.

Thanks.

Want an awesome Myspace layout? Go learn HTML

This article sucks ass, the bottom bit is funny, it was… ah i expain it later down the page.

Recently i got an email from someone who i had met off of Myspace. This guy had seen my profile and liked the design. So instead of going out and making one, he asked me if i could make one for him. How much time do you think i have jack ass? No i will not make you a Myspace layout - EVER! Go learn HTML if you want a Myspace layout that bad, or alternatively get one from one of these tacky websites that put shit ass little banners in the top corner. I will help my friends make a Myspace design/layout and that is it, if i don’t know you, why would i possibly spend hours coding a HTML layout for you?

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CV tips… when going into Nam

UPDATE: Problem is fixed now. Some articles were posted a while ago because of site change.

I decided that i need a “real” job at the moment, primarily to meet some new people and to take my main interest off of the site. I figured a lot has happened since i last wrote a CV/Resume and because of that time gap i looked up some “CV tips”. Loads of CV tips for teenagers came up… naturally i assumed they would be easy to read and laborious so i clicked on them. What i saw shocked me.

I am pretty sure that this site concentrates on one type of CV, for one type of job… child labor. Instead of the half-legible writing i was expecting to find, i found a collection of large, bubble font writing that looked although it had been aimed at children; children who were going into Nam (or some other war that we lost…).

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Little Kid Breaks Arm - Watch more free videos

Little kid breaks arm on purpose. He may have balls but he hasn’t got the arm to pleasure them. I honestly have to say… What the fuck!? This is the most stupid/fucked up things i have seen in a while. The kid may be double jointed or something but what gave him the idea?