Want an awesome Myspace layout? Go learn HTML
This article sucks ass, the bottom bit is funny, it was… ah i expain it later down the page.
Recently i got an email from someone who i had met off of Myspace. This guy had seen my profile and liked the design. So instead of going out and making one, he asked me if i could make one for him. How much time do you think i have jack ass? No i will not make you a Myspace layout - EVER! Go learn HTML if you want a Myspace layout that bad, or alternatively get one from one of these tacky websites that put shit ass little banners in the top corner. I will help my friends make a Myspace design/layout and that is it, if i don’t know you, why would i possibly spend hours coding a HTML layout for you?
Not only this but my Myspace page sucks. It is just my site background repeated and a colour scheme that matches. No fancy stuff. I feel like having a Myspace rant today as well, so i’m going to carry on spreading this bullshit until it runs thin.
Creative Usernames please
This is not just limited to Myspace unfortunately, mainly i see this on YouTube. It always confuses me why people would pick a username like “Keiraknightly670″ or “nickelbackrules”. Come on, put a bit of creativity into your usernames please. As soon as i see a username with someone famous in i don’t think “Wow a famous person”, i think “Wow a dumbass who is too inert to come up with their own username”.
I am sorry
I am sorry for this article. It sucks ass. On the scale of ass suckery it probably sucks somewhere in the “ghetto booty prostitute with one too many kids” range. It’s not my fault it sucks so much, my day has been awful, i have been sat in a room with nobody i know/give a shit about having to make small talk with ugly women all day because they were to stupid to get my jokes about penis length. Man i hate society. The only thing that has made my day any better is when i showed someone a picture of my cat and told them that he ate my dog and they laughed… i can’t even string words together now. It’s 1:30am, i have been up since 6 am and it is 31 degrees Celsius in my house and a midge has just flown through the window and landed on the PC screen. Fuck.
Because of this i decided to draw the scale of ass suckery for you (man i look like a built up Hitler on this, tache and all):
I would normally be a 0 and not register, but this article was so bad it registered me on the scale of ass suckery for the first time. The only thing good about this article is how i went from talking about Myspace, to Ghetto prostitutes. More to come on the scale of ass suckery.
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