It’s not my fault your child is an evil bastard

I’ve been pondering on whether or not to do an article entirely devoted to children. Not in the sense that they’re great or anything like that, no i’m talking about how it’s not my fault that your child is an evil little bastard. As you may not know i hate children! I am glad i never was a child because i would have killed myself and a world without me is not even worth visualizing. This is not going to be an “I hate your child” article though, that is to come later. This article is going to be about how it is not my fault that your child is an evil, sycophantic bastard!

Mothers (and womanly fathers) presume that whenever their child does something wrong it is not their fault but someone else’s. This sickens me and subsequently raises my blood pressure by making me have to delete or reply to all the poorly written, obnoxious hate mail that i receive from “concerned mothers” indirectly telling me why my freedom of speech right should be taken away from me. Let me set this straight, it is not my fault that your child thinks that i am a better role model than yourself. Maybe instead of complaining about me you should spend some time with your child… time that should be used by beating your child repeatedly for treasuring every letter that comes out of my site. Take responsibility for your child instead of letting me do it.

I decided to research some “Mothers against” schemes, primarily to have a laugh but also to see what stupid ideas boring women came up with in their spare time. You might be thinking, “what makes these women boring? They obviously are very concerned about things in this world and are only trying to help.” If you are thinking that i don’t even think that i have to tell you that you are a.) not a man b.) a wanker. Now for the blind i will explain to you why these women are so boring; they have nothing else to do, which is why they created their whole illusion of a possibility that earth will one day be a peaceful utopian society and that they can make this happen. No man is interested in a boring, senescent hag. This is why they are all single mothers who create these petitions and protests.

Now onto some of the “Mothers against” regimes (for these listing i just googled mothers against):

1.) Mothers against Maddox: Many of you will know about this as Maddox’s site is a lot like this one, except hugely more popular. Concerned mothers united to take down Maddox and stop him from polluting their children’s minds. This is just an illustration of how much time some people have in the world!

2.) Mothers against drunk driving: Yeah, we all know drunk driving is illegal and bad, what more could you want. Unless these “concerned citizens” are prepared to make another petition making it legal for anyone to kill a drunk driver then nothing will totally stop it. Wow there’s another one for you!

3.) Mothers against murder and aggression: What… the… fuck is wrong with you people!Same explanation as the last one.

4.) Mothers against video game addiction: This one angers me the most. If you do not want your child to play on video game and want your child to live a life of solitude and boredom then go ahead and ban them from going on video games. But don’t try and change it for every fucker! We’re not all like you you know?! A side from this i can see that whoever made this is obviously a complete idiot! If you were to ban video games then that would be about 500,000 people without a job. That would do serious damage to an already failing economy, firstly because there would be no profit from video games, consoles and everything related to them (a multi-billion dollar industry). Secondly with all those people out of jobs that would mean we’d all have to raise taxes and fork out more money for these people to find jobs and remain on support.

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