Again, sorry for the reruns but, you know, we’re busy filming, editing, writing, scavenging and basically being lazy assholes. I know, these rerun articles are terrible for their spelling and grammatical errors, which they happen to be riddled with becasue i am too much of an indolent fucktard to go and edit them. Sorry. Also the below paragraph is actually what has already taken place.
Anyway, i was recently browsing some stuff online and found loads of videos and articles and even whole sites that pissed me off. Most sites piss me off in some way but some do more than others.
Do Good/er = An act where a person is saying/telling you to do something which would seem to be good. I.E. Dietitian experts. Songs about making the world better. Most of these people do nothing about the things they are talking about, in other words they do not practice what they preach. For example most dietitian’s are fat lazy slobs who failed the recruitment program for the army, so they now try and get as much power into other peoples lives as they can to please their bruised ego’s.
First i’ll start off by posting a site i found while i was searching this articles very title in Google to check that it wasn’t copied (Yes i always try to keep my work original). I came across a site called NeedGod.com, and yes i know that i put good in not god. If you don’t believe me search “do good” in Google and it is the second result. Despite the fact that i hate do gooder’s this site pissed me off so much that i almost literally pissed myself. The site is a test to see if you will go to heaven or hell. I am glad to say that to all you guys reading this out their i’ll be meeting you all in hell. According to this, which gets most of it’s inane points from the Bible itself (complete with quotations), just about everyone that ever walked the Earth will be going to hell. I did some research around the internet and it looks like 33% of the worlds population is Christian, just over 2 billion people. So all of the other 66% will be going to Hell immediately.
Also it seems that if you have ever told just 1 lie you will be going to hell. If you have never given money to charity you will be going to hell. If you don’t go to Church regularly your going to the place downstairs. If you have ever stolen anything, even if it was only a pen from *cough* Argos, you guessed it, your going to hell. If you have ever used “God”, “Christ”or “Jesus” as a curse word your going to hell. If you don’t read the Bible regularly you are going to hell. If you have ever looked at someone and had lustful thoughts your going to hell and if you have believed in anything apart from God, then your going to hell. I’ll stop there as i’m a bit bored of writing out God’s harsh ass rules.
I think everyone in the world will have at least broken one of these rules. If not then good on you, i would thoroughly appreciate it if you were kissing my ass. At first i thought that this website was going to be Anti-God, pretty much showing all the shit rules up that God has made just to torment people. But then when it was saying that i was definitely going to hell, and then it told me to read through this whole fucked up page about why “becoming a Christian is the most important day in your life”. Then it asks you to buy a whole book about how you can save your ass. Obviously God didn’t see it fitting to make an exploitation rule up… i wonder why that is?
Maybe i’m being a bit harsh? No. I’m simply trying to prove to you that you can believe what you want to believe. To be honest i couldn’t careless what religion you are, but when your telling me that i’m going to burn and be mutilated,and that i should rip out my owns eyes because i will be tortured more than anything i could stand to watch. Yeah i get a little pissed. Then you have the cheek to come and say my website should be censored!? The whole God debate started when i looked up that phrase on Google, then i realised that i wasn’t going to keep my mouth shut, because most of the hate mail i do get is from Christians saying that i am going to… you guessed it, hell. And why is this? All because i wrote a joke about me being God! Incase you didn’t already know, it was called satire, or humor. This isn’t getting at Christians on a whole because i know most of you do not obey what these rules are saying. This article is aimed at those people who are the extremist Christians, and the hypocritical ones, who will protest about every other religion, movie and website on the planet. But they do not even follow the word of their God.
Just a word to everyone thinking i’m some insane Atheist. I was Christened and then i chose to abandon God, like he would have done to me. It’s not that i have anything against most Christians, it’s just that i get a little pissed when i’m told i’m going to be tortured. Understandable? To some, obviously not.
