Christmas and Gift Wrapping!
Posted by Dinkoman in General Articles, Life, tags: christmas, fail, gift, gift wrapping, wrappingI fail at Christmas. It’s not that I don’t like the period, I just suck at it (penis jokes are no longer funny, grow up). Every aspect of Christmas I fail at; decorations, presents and even gift wrapping! It is very rare that I buy presents for anyone, probably because i am in debt, but also because I just can’t do it. I have an inability to buy presents, which at first sounds selfish and… actually it probably is. This is boring though so lets move onto something different.
Women seem to have a magical ability to wrap presents up. They love Christmas. I’m not entirely sure why, take this for example; I have made a list detailing the pros and cons of Christmas:
PROS
- “Happiness” – even though I don’t like to admit it, people are generally happier at Christmas.
- Receiving Presents
- More harmful to the environment – think of all those decorations, heating bills and electronic presents. I know this is in the Pros.
CONS
- Less money
- Reunions
- Bad Weather
- Bad food
Well to be honest I showed myself up there. The pros and costs are about the same but oh well. I just find it very hard to be happy while I am losing money, unless I am gaining something in return – like prostitution. Maybe that’s it! No… nevermind.
Anyway, here is my awful attempt at gif wrapping:
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