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The website is updated multiple times a day with funny videos, pictures, and articles from around the internet. You will not find our articles anywhere else in the world. We sift through the crap so you don’t have to! Kind of like a gypsy. There is one Administrator on the site “Dinkoman” - more about him below, however the site is comprised up of a number of editors, contributors, and members. If you would like to submit some material then visit the Contact page for more info. If you would like to apply to become an Author, or contributor, please visit and post your submission in the forum.

Dinkoman:

Dinkoman as he is known to many is a writer/critic/donkey. He has been writing his increasingly popular website for well over two years now and has grown to make it into a community with over 6000 members. His website started off as an outlet to release his rapidly building blood pressure, although it has now turned into a source for increasing blood pressure as the ever lasting quest to buy a new delete key continues to fall upon him.

Dinkoman writes many satire articles, among with articles ranging from guides and stories of pop culture, political and modern events. Although you’re probably going to get offended by at least one of his articles, and of course you’ll feel the need to email him from time to time, telling him that he has spelt one word wrong or that you do not agree with him on something.

His talents include writing, graphics, images, animations (yeah, not likely) among other internet based things. He is also a good contender in martial arts, gaming, motorbiking, films and for the sake of this bio he has developed an inane skill of writing in the third person.

I invented the name Dinkoman, i’ve had it for almost three years now, and when i did i Googled it and no-one else had it. Some people now have Dinkoman as their names or mention it in their videos etc. This pisses me off. Unless it’s saying how awesome i am.

My creation story is how the world was created in case you didn’t know… it’s not actually what i believe (that’s right, some pricks have emailed me saying something along the lines of “I can’t believe you think your god, you’re pathetic”):

“14 Billion years ago, there was a large dot in the center of nothingness. That dot was my left testicle. When an object, previously thought to be an asteroid, however now recognized to be my 2nd testicle collided, it made an orgasmic BANG which through those balls, life was created, somewhat how it is reproduced in today’s world.

I Dinkoman, a young hip God at the time, allied with other Gods such as Apollo and Anubis, although, you never hear of them anymore, why, because i kicked their ass, so they went back into the shadows. I decided to do a bit of messing around with a female god whose name i forgot, come on, it was 14 billion years ago!

Through that…erm…action, a dude named Adam was made, and when he cheated on my Lady God, they made Eve. Now incestuous Adam, and Eve were banished from the Garden of Dinken, and from then on they screwed each other many times over to make a family, which we now know as the community of a planet named…EARTH!

Now present in the 21st Century belief in me is residing, with people believing in their own Gods, such as “50 Cent” and “Linkin Park”. I must now wage war on humanity, and bring the belief of Dinkoman back so people FEAR my name on the streets! Hookers’ everywhere will be boasting that they screwed Dinkoman, but they didn’t.”

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