It’s not my fault your child is an evil bastard
I’ve been pondering on whether or not to do an article entirely devoted to children. Not in the sense that they’re great or anything like that, no i’m talking about how it’s not my fault that your child is an evil little bastard. As you may not know i hate children! I am glad i never was a child because i would have killed myself and a world without me is not even worth visualizing. This is not going to be an “I hate your child” article though, that is to come later. This article is going to be about how it is not my fault that your child is an evil, sycophantic bastard!
Mothers (and womanly fathers) presume that whenever their child does something wrong it is not their fault but someone else’s. This sickens me and subsequently raises my blood pressure by making me have to delete or reply to all the poorly written, obnoxious hate mail that i receive from “concerned mothers” indirectly telling me why my freedom of speech right should be taken away from me. Let me set this straight, it is not my fault that your child thinks that i am a better role model than yourself. Maybe instead of complaining about me you should spend some time with your child… time that should be used by beating your child repeatedly for treasuring every letter that comes out of my site. Take responsibility for your child instead of letting me do it.
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